Thursday, August 4, 2005

Poopy Candy

Name: Crazy Daisy - The Super Duper Crazy Pooper
Place Purchased: sample from CandyWarehouse
Price: $9.50
Type: Novelty Toy

I was going to save this review until the holidays were upon us and you were begging me for gift suggestions. But BoingBoing posted about it earlier this week, so I figured it was topical. I got this cutesy little sample from Chris at the Candy Warehouse. He gave me my pick of the variations on the theme, there are pooping pigs, pooping cows, pooping bulls and the fun new one is the wind up penguin that leaves little gifts all over the table. Of course, those who’ve known me for more than 30 years know that I have a special fondness for sheep (cuz they’re stupid).


The toy is basically a candy delivery device. You fill up her body cavity through her head (which is hinged) with jelly beans, then when you need a treat you push down on her backside and her tail flips up to expose a hole that delivers two or three. The jelly beans are actually pretty good - cola and I think dulce de leche or something like that because we all like two-tone poop for authenticity.

Would I buy this? Not for myself. But I’d probably be tickled if someone else bought it for me. And gave me an additional bag of poop. Pretty much anything jelly belly sized will work in there. I figure chocolate covered raisins, goobers, M&Ms, maybe even Altoids. I can also think of a few people I might buy this for.

Rating - 7 out of 10

POSTED BY Cybele AT 8:48 am Tracker Pixel for Entry     CandyReviewNovelty/Toy7-Worth ItUnited StatesFun Stuff

  1. I am watching my mailbox!!

    Comment by crispin on 12/31/69 at 4:00 pm #
  2. ahaha… that is sweet. No pun intended.

    I was thinking someone needs to make one so instead of a pellet of poop, it’s like you squeeze a lever and they have whipped chocolate tootsie roll frosting come a’squirtin out.  Like a dispenser for chocolate hershey syrup or something.

    Ok, enough scatological talk for today. =)

    Comment by Bryan on 12/31/69 at 4:00 pm #
  3. I got a reindeer version of this one Christmas. I couldn’t bring myself to open it or eat it. I just thought it was an amusing novelty…

    Comment by Sara Em on 10/27/08 at 5:52 pm #
  4. Haha my cousin got this for easter in the chicken version. The jelly beans really are good.

    Comment by Jayna on 7/05/09 at 12:41 pm #
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