Thursday, November 1, 2007

Bratz Candy Cosmetics

Bratz Candy CosmeticsI wasn’t much for dolls as a kid. I never had a Barbie. Instead I played with things like microscopes, art supplies and Playmobile/Lego. Sure, I liked to dress up, but I never considered myself very feminine and wasn’t terribly interested in fashion, makeup or my appearance. (I admit that I liked to braid my hair though and collected rhinestone jewelry ... and often wore much of my collection at once.)

There were candy cosmetics when I was a kid, not that they did anything. You can still get the little lipsticks. Which weren’t actually meant to be applied to the lips, they’re just little cylinders of compressed dextrose in a lipstick container. (The most successful candy lipstick, as most kids know, would be Easter Malted Milk Eggs, which could be used to painting lips, faces and dog noses.)

So in two ways this candy is kind of lost on me. It’s based on the idea of cosmetics (I still rarely wear makeup) and the fashion dolls line called Bratz. But it’s candy ... and good candy should stand on its own!

All four of the candy products from Dracco in a licensing agreement with MGA Entertainment are related to lips. Or is that Lipz? Bratz are a group of girlz who love clothz. Their appearance is stylized, kind of like the Troll dolls from when I was a kid, except instead of being asexual, these are hypersexual.

Bratz Lip Bubble RollThe first up: Lip Bubble Rolls. It’s a roll of bubble gum tape. Inside a plastic set of lips.

It’s pink.

It’s strawberry.

It’s sweet. Not an overly sour bubble gum, just lightly tangy and fragrant. It has a nice soft chew, a little slick without much graininess, so bubbles were pretty much ready to go.

It really wasn’t that flavorful though. And it didn’t make my lips look any different.

(5 out of 10)

Bratz Lip Gloss TubeThe only “makeup” I wear on a regular basis is tinted lip balm. But usually regular lip balm. When I was a pre-teen I did fall into the obsession with BonneBell Lip Smackers. But I was always disappointed that they had no real flavor, just scent.

This cute little Candy Lip Gloss Tube is much like a package of Blistex. It’s a gooey liquid in a clear plastic package. The applicator tip is angled and has a little hole. A gentle squeeze to eject a little drop and then press against the lips to apply.

I was expecting something sweet and sticky. And though it smelled like lipgloss often does, it tasted like a liquid strawberry hard candy. A little tangy and lacking in a deep flavor.

As for lip decor, it was a little runny at first, then when left on the lips it became dry and sticky. However, this did impart a glossy appearance. The light pink tone in the tube did nothing on my lips (well, they’re kind of that color anyway).

(4 out of 10)

Bratz Lip Gloss (Wand)The stand up bottle with a wand style of the Candy Lip Gloss is pretty much the same as the tube. It has slightly different proportions of water, but the ingredients are the same.

It took has a light strawberry smell and light pink color.

I have less experience with bottles of gloss, but the ones that I’ve tried usually have some sort of spongy tip for precision application. This is just a plastic stick. (But probably slightly more sanitary. If licking a stick and putting it back in the bottle can ever be considered sanitary for candy or cosmetics.)

(3 out of 10)

Bratz LipstickThis Candy Lipstick is the same as the others, only in solid form. A little smaller (more slender) than a real lipstick, but hard candy certainly doesn’t have the engineering problems that a semi-solid fat does.

This one was easy and satisfying to simply eat and not apply. The other goos just didn’t lend themselves to licking off the applicator. After numerous applications though my lips were actually a bit chapped ... hmmm. But they looked redder!

(4 out of 10)

I’m of two minds about candy lipsticks & glosses. First, lipstick is consumed. We think it’s for external application only when in reality it’s slowly eaten off the lips by the wearer. Some may be lost due to transfer to a cup or a kiss, but most of it is eaten. What’s in there? Here’s what’s in Lip Smackers. Try reading what’s in lipstick sometime. Definitely not something you’d slather on your toast every morning. So this is definitely safer for pretend play for kids than the real thing or even flavored lip balms. Second, imitative play is good, natural and healthy. Children have been “playing house” and aping their parents for thousands of years. But it may be training girls to eat the lip products! So, I simply don’t know.

Most of all, I’m not a parent.

This is a product that’s capitalizing on the licensing of the Bratz characters on the packages. If you’re already a fan of the Bratz brand, then these are probably a nice product, especially for the younger kids who want to experience cosmetics but really aren’t ready.

As a candy, these are marginal at best. But mostly harmless from the standpoint of a cosmetic item. (Well, they’re made in China, I can’t vouch for their safety.)

Related Candies

  1. Disneyland Candy Novelties
  2. Hubba Bubba Sour Gummi Tape
  3. Ausome Jewelry Kit
  4. Bubble Roll Message Maker
  5. Florida’s Natural Sour Fruit Juice String
Name: Bratz Lip Bubble Roll & Lip Glosses
    RATING:
  • 10 SUPERB
  • 9 YUMMY
  • 8 TASTY
  • 7 WORTH IT
  • 6 TEMPTING
  • 5 PLEASANT
  • 4 BENIGN
  • 3 UNAPPEALING
  • 2 APPALLING
  • 1 INEDIBLE
Brand: Dracco
Place Purchased: samples from All Candy Expo
Price: unknown
Size: 1.94 for gum .17 to .48 ounces for glosses
Calories per ounce: unknown
Categories: Hard Candy, Gum, China, Novelty

POSTED BY Cybele AT 11:16 am Tracker Pixel for Entry    

Comments
  1. I have two daughters.  We reject any and all products with Bratz.  smile

    Comment by April on 11/01/07 at 12:41 pm #
  2. lol what lip smackers were you buying? i remember mine tasted like their flavors…especially the dr pepper and orange soda ones….

    Comment by jess on 11/01/07 at 10:59 pm #
  3. I’m with you April.  Bratz are yucky.

    Comment by Heidi on 11/02/07 at 9:08 am #
  4. I loathe all things Bratz. The movie trailer made me want to bludgeon myself. Hopefully the phenom will burn itself out. I feel like Barbie was around for a long time before they got into movies and clothing and all that, which is why it’s lasted so long. Maybe not?

    Anyways, I’m waiting for serious Bratz overload to come about any day and for smart young girls to reject their stupid, stupid faces. Probably just a pipe dream, since I played with Barbies well into my… ahem O.o For a long time, okay?!

    Comment by MaliceAlice on 11/03/07 at 5:07 pm #
  5. And people wonder why kids end up in the ER after ingesting things that weren’t meant to be eaten.  This is a bad idea all around, and right on a par with making medicine that looks like candy treats.

    Comment by Mo on 6/24/08 at 11:36 am #

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